benny has taken to going down the stairs step by step on his tush. today he missed the last step and came crashing down on his rear end. immediately in tears, he ran over for a “hug and a tiss.” i gave him a squeeze and leaned over and kissed his diapered tush.
benny immediately swiveled around, arms crossed, with a look of sheer disgust. pointing to his left butt cheek, “no Mommy, you tissed my WRONG butt.”
and off he went.