January 28, 2013

failing on a monday photo: pooh

(note: this post is for people with a small child's sense of humor.)

so, i don't really have a lot to say here. 
but here is what you need to know. . .

i adore classic Winnie the Pooh. 
as a result, i have many little classic Pooh baubles. 
including lots of christmas tree ornaments. 
this would seem like a relatively harmless thing to have. 
until you stop and actually read the variety of "pooh" items in your home. 

such as this lovely gem that i got a kick out of while trimming the tree:

at first i thought, "really?"
but then, i couldn't come up with a better name for it. 
"Pooh on Christopher Robin's Leg"
"Christopher Robin has fun with Pooh."
etc. . .

then, while doing some early spring cleaning last weekend, i heard bernie laughing.
he had found this cookbook: 

not surprisingly, i have never actually made a recipe from this book. 
something about it just wasn't appealing. . .

January 17, 2013

trimming the tree. kind of. ish.

bernie and i love christmas.
LOVE it.
the music.
the white lights.
(though he would say multi-color lights, we clearly all know that white are prettier.)
the time with the family.
all of it.

so, even though we were out of town for 2 weeks, and technically celebrated christmas in california, we still fully decorated our house as well.
when i was uploading the pictures from California, i thought it would be fun to include the ones i took while we decorated.
until i saw them.
i took about 10.
these are the best of them.
if you define "best" as not blurry, with no other standards.

each year, the boys each get one new ornament.
at this point, they hadn't received them.
so here is a 2012 picture of anth putting up a 2011 ornament.
you can tell what a great post this is already.
i know.
you are welcome.
bernie picked out the boys' ornaments this year.
typically, they are based on their current favorite characters.
(FYI - no Diego from Ice Age was available. we tried.)
anth got a Thor ornament.
and benny got a Lion-O.
bern even got me a 10-year-anniversary one.
because he is all wholesome and stuff.

this is benny with an older Buzz ornament.

the boys hung these.

i promise.
i don't know if they intended to make it look like Wolverine was sneaking up on an unsuspecting Christopher Robin.
but i would say this is an unfair match-up.
the boys are ganging up on mommy's obnoxious collection of classic Winnie the Pooh ornaments.

this is the only photo i manged to get of both boys smiling.
(if you ignore the gum in benny's mouth, this is a fairly decent shot.)

mainly because the other photos look like this.

and this.
(clearly, benny knew what a miserable job i was doing.)

oh, and this.
(but thanks for trying to fake it anyway, ben. you're a champ.)
(anth didn't even try.)

here's to me getting this one right in 2013.

January 11, 2013

fail photo friday: false allegations

today, some of my colleagues and i went through a training to become Hearing Officers here at Ohio State.
toward the end, my brain had taken in more information than it could officially process. 
so, i'm about 97 % clear on the process. 
which is, i'm sure, what our students would love to hear. 
(disclaimer: i will consult on anything that is unclear in the event of a real case.)

toward the end of the day, i received this email from one of benny's lead daycare teachers.
the email was really cute. 
until about halfway through. 
when it becomes highly unfair and falsified in the information presented. 

in all honesty, bern actually does his fair share of cooking around our house. 
and, i do my fair share of sampling people's food. 
however, i like savory food items. 
(except for Thin Mints, cheesecake and carrot cake.)
i am no cookie monster. 

more importantly? 

bern is off at an event tonight, so i asked benny about this at dinner. 
he gave me a sideways look and said, "i know who makes those cookies, really."
this was good enough for me. 

so, Chelsea, i plead not guilty.
or, in the non-criminal terminology i learned today, i feel that i am not responsible for the listed charges.
or something like that. 
i think this part was in the last 3%.

January 10, 2013

how to explain extinction to a 4-year-old...

so, apparently, i have a blog.
i seem to have forgotten that as of late.
really, the entire savvy family was taken down by the flu over the course of 10 days during december.
and then we ran off to visit my family in southern california for the holidays.
and then we came back an visited bern's family.
and now we are here again.
and i am really behind. 
so, the next few posts will likely be photos from december.
(i promised my mom. deal.)

these are a bunch of photos from our visit to the Brea Tar Pits and the attached Page Museum.
benny has recently become obsessed with the Ice Age movies.
and, in turn, with saber-toothed tigers.
(or, as we learned, saber-toothed cats.)
and, he has been universally upset with both bernie and i for denying him the ability to go to the zoo and see a saber-tooth.
apparently, despite all the food and clothing and book reading and love, he is convinced that we are still kind of jerks.
so, we thought we should take him to a place that would better explain the details. . .

the Brea Tar Pits are a common field trip site for kids growing up in southern california.
in a terribly cliff-notes version description: back in the ice age, asphalt would heat up in the summer, rise to the surface of the ground, then get covered in leaves.
animals would wander in.
and not be able to wander back out.
predatory animals would try to attack them.
and also get stuck.
each year, their bones would melt back down into the "pit."
in the end, there are a giant mish-mash of the bones of extinct animals that have been being excavated for several decades.
these are on display at the Page Museum.
so, essentially, we took our youngest son to see the bones of his favorite, albeit long-dead, animal.
which was truly the best we could do.

here are some photos:

my boys :) 
benny, seemingly saluting his fallen saber in the background.
that's an extinct version of a camel back there.
the boys loved this one.
it simulated the leg of a horse-sized animal, as well as a mammoth leg, and you get to try to pull it out of the tar.
anth actually read all the signs that his poor little brother allowed him the time to.
i love this kid.
in the background, you will find a saber-tooth cat.
in the foreground, you will find a already-sick-of-mom-taking-photos species of benny.

all the savvy boys.
and a mammoth.
he seems so much less intimidating as a friendly, animated guy named Manny in Ice Age.
benny as saber-tooth.
this was benny's genuine first reaction to seeing the saber-tooth behind him.
he stood there for a long time.
anth and bern holding a replica of a mammoth tooth.
apparently, they were not individual, but giant teeth with many ridges that would be replaced over time.

bernie comparing himself to a short-faced bear.
except there would be more legs.
and i wouldn't be stopping for a photo.

this might be my favorite photo from the entire day.
mainly because it is a pretty sweet photo of the boys.
except for the animated saber-mauling-a-sloth going on in the background.

there is a lab on sight where you can watch volunteers clean bones from the dig sites.
ben has let us know he has found his future career.
the boys stopped for like ten minutes in the courtyard in the middle of museum.
to look at COY.
which are overgrown goldfish.
this is the souvenir benny picked at the shop.
it was probably a bad idea for us to allow him to get this.
'twas the source of much drama and a few unsafe car rides until we set some clear rules...
and, we're back.

they had a tiny little black-box theatre that does a 15-minute show including a guy walking around in a saber-suit.
i thought benny was going to wet himself.
which would have been awkward, as he was sitting on bern's lap.
fortunately, he just froze in place until it was all over.
some fun facts on a sign.
that you can't really read.
making them not very fun at all.
so, i guess, these are just some facts.
thank goodness for the museum.
the pits themselves are not that exciting.
bernie enjoys this picture.
anth: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! (aka: this thing is going to eat me.)
benny: awwwwww. (aka, can i take it home, mommy?)
the definition of an unfair battle.