December 20, 2011

a message from my carpet

dear people who love to send glittery christmas cards, 


you cause me undue stress. 
seriously.
i get twitchy the minute i hear the crunch through the slightly-thicker-than-normal envelope. 


please. 
refrain.
or consider foiled cards next year.
they are equally shiny and just as aesthetically appealing. 
i'm begging you. 


thank you in advance for your consideration. 


love, 


krystyne's floor.
and vacuum.
and sanity.

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