someone call sigourney weaver

becuase i'm pretty sure that benny has an alien inside him.
or the flu.
sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

if the every-30-minute-vomit-fest last night wasn't enough to convince me my child was ill, what just transpired would have:

he.
just.
put.
himself.
down.
for.
a.
nap.

aliens, i tell you.