what a ben wants

• it has become clear that i missed quite a few benny-isms in one of my prior posts. anth has enjoyed pointing these out to me as they come up. they seem to break down into two categories. 
• 1. things ben wants, and
• 2. reactions to something you either said or did...
• the following is a breakdown of common requests from the little guy...
• if he asks for a LEMONENS...he would like some MnM's
• if he requests FEW JOOPS... he is dreaming of Fruit Loops
• if he offers his hand and sweetly states I NANNUH SEW YOU SUMPIN'... he is going to take you on a trip to the kitchen. here, he will ask you for MnM's. or, perhaps, an Oreo. you will suggest a "healthy snack." he will be displeased. 
• if he states that he needs some  TOP-SICK ...his lips are feeling chapped
• if it is close to bedtime and he asks for DO GOB DO...he is hoping you will rock him and read him "Go Dog Go"
• if it is, instead, bathtime and he TAN FINE MY SOOT DONE...he cannot find the requisite bathtime squirt gun. (it is located on the edge of the tub. where he left it.)
• and, if you are driving with benny in the car and he bellows WE DA-DUH BEED! WOWWED!...he is requesting that you play his favorite song, We Got The Beat. and that you kindly crank it up.